You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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