honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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