She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
did i walk over a car last night?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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