So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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