gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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