I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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