Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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