so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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