I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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