Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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