It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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