who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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