yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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