he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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