I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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