Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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