He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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