Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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