he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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