he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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