So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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