My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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