Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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