Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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