have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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