Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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