He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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