We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i came on her dog
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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