He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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