The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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