apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Randomize
