Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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