I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Oh Jesus.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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