That's intense
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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