is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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