why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
