You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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