Well apparently he's into motor boating.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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