We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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