we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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