No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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