yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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