The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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