I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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