It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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