Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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