Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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