he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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