I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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