:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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